Next time that you are at a loss for a good insult, use this handy computer program to construct a randomly-generated Shakespearean insult. Nothing beats a good Elizabethan zinger. Just click your browser's reload button to get another insult. Don't worry, we'll declaim more!
image: William Shakespeare

O thou art a dankish, rude-growing pigeon-egg!

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